...picked up on a long walk and carried home in your pocket
Thursday, December 22
Woman on her mobile
She answers the whining ring and it's Ed. She discovers he's planning on buying her husband a DVD for Christmas - she's horrified, tells him he mustn't waste his money, her husband 'isn't into Christmas all that much anyway'. After he rings off she calls her husband, instructs him in a too-loud voice to call Ed straight away and tell him he really doesn't want a DVD. What Ed wants to do, and whether her husband wants a DVD or not, goes unheard.